Our Rassie, who art in the coaches' box,
hallowed be thy selections.
Thy Bomb Squad come,
thy game plan be done,
in Baltimore as it is at Ellis Park.
Give us this day our daily Du Toit,
and forgive us our missed tackles,
as we refuse to forgive those who criticise De Allende.
Lead us not into independent thought,
but deliver us from Deus, Mozzie and Pakster.
For thine is the scoreboard,
the World Cups and the Bwahahaha,
victory after victory.
And should the Boks lose,
grant us the wisdom to blame the referee.
Should they win,
grant us the humility to remind everyone that Beeno predicted it.
For Rassie is infallible,
De Allende is superb,
Du Toit is beyond statistical examination,
and dissent is the work of Mamparas.
Bwahmen.
